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Dear Ryan... Love Bam [09 Jul 2011|10:01pm]

blueeyesamazeme
Title: Dear Ryan... Love Bam
Author: blueeyesamazeme
Rating: PG - 13
Pairing: Ryan Dunn/Bam Margera
POV: Bam
Summary: A letter from Bam to Ryan in heaven.
Warnings: a few f-bombs mentions of a deceased character
Disclaimer: I don't own Jackass. They belong to themselves
Author Notes: This is a little sad... I cried writing it. If it's too soon I am very sorry but I wrote this as part of my health process... So yeah.

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[09 Jan 2011|01:14pm]

jackass97

            Bam and Ryan were at the bar after a long day of trying to get that stupid slingshot chair to work. Ryan was a little damp but had dried off from the time they had launched him into the pond. He sighed and studied his own outfit. Ryan thought to himself how much of an idiot he looked like. His neon green shorts and his neon skintight blue tank-top.

            It didn’t take long for his eyes to wonder to Bam. He laughed to himself at Bam’s orange tank-top with black pants. He looked like trailer trash. His tank-top had stains on it and it was ripped clear up above his bellybutton. The funniest thing though was his orange headband. It seemed to pull off the outfit. Yet Ryan couldn’t help but think how attractive he looked.

            Ryan watched as he drank his beer slowly, his neck moving with every swallow. The condensation from the glass bottle ran down over his hand and down to his elbow. Bam saw Ryan out of the corner of his eye.

            “What?” Bam asked consciously.

            Ryan shook his head with a smile on his face and turned back to his beer, “Nothing.”

            “You have to tell me now. Don’t act like you weren’t staring at me.” Bam said smugly.

            “Fine I was staring,” Ryan admitted, “but only at your beer.”

            “What, you want it?” Bam asked.

            Ryan sighed, still smiling, and turned toward his crush and nodded.

            “You’re going to have to do something for it.” Bam said in a singsong voice.

            “Why don’t you do something for it?” Ryan countered.

            “Ryan, you’re an idiot. I bough this beer.” Bam chuckled.

            “You’re an idiot.” Ryan shot back.

            “How and why am I the idiot?” Bam was getting annoyed.

            “Cause you’re just an idiot.” Ryan growled. He loved it when Bam gets angry.

            Bam sighed angrily and looked around the bar. He spotted Brandon and Raab talking it up; they seemed to be getting really into it. Bam chuckled, thinking to himself What if they were gay? He soon shook the thought out of his head and went back to Ryan. The blonde was angrily sipping at his beer.

            Bam nudged Ryan, “What if Brandon and Raab were gay?”

            Ryan shrugged, “I wouldn’t care.”

            Bam looked back at the two and shrugged, “That’s sweet Ryan. So when are you going to come out of the closet?” he teased.

            “Shut up Brandon.” Ryan growled Bam’s name.

            For some reason, unknown to Bam, that sent shiver’s down Bam’s back, “Shut up Ryan Matthew.

            Ryan shot a glare at him.

            “You wanna take this outside?” Bam growled.

            Ryan stood up angrily and walked outside with his cancer stick in hand. The two walked out to the parking lot. Ryan walked over to he car momentarily to grab something but it was soon forgotten when someone pushed him against the car. He was pressed flat against the white van. He had no idea where Bam was and probably would get raped. It was dark out and the Jackass van was far enough away from the van that no one would hear him if he yelled.

            Ryan tensed up against the van as the person’s hand traveled from the back to his cock. The person rubbed softly.

            “What’s the matter Ryan?” Bam asked.

            Bam instantly relaxed but tensed back up realizing where Bam was, “W-what are you doing Bam?”

            “What I want to do.” He growled and pushed Ryan further into the vehicle. They now lay on the bottom of their dirty van.

            Bam frowned and pushed something out of the way and straddled Ryan. He instantly smashed his lips to the blondes and didn’t think twice about adding tongue. Ryan, still confused, sat up and propped his body up on his right elbow. Blondie couldn’t help but try and enjoy the kiss by grabbing a better hold of Bam’s waist. Bam made a noise but Ryan decided to ignore it. Ryan started to feel more confident. So slowly he sat up, his back now propped against one of the benches in the bus. Bam still sat on top of him, never moving his lips away from Ryan’s. Bam did now only to shut the door of the van. Ryan watched as he did so and managed to speak.

            “B-bam. Why are you doing this?” Ryan asked.

            “I want to.” Bam replied and kissed Ryan again, a little more tenderly this time but still aggressive.

            Ryan, to his own disliking, pushed Bam away, “I think you’re to drunk. You’ll regret it in the morning.”

            “Ryan, I had three god damn beers. I’m not even buzzed yet. Just shut up.” Bam sighed and attacked Ryan once more.

            Ryan smiled into the kiss and let Bam do what he wanted with him. Knowing Bam it was going to be a hot crazy make-out session. Bam’s hand moved slowly up Ryan’s arm causing him to shiver. As an instinct, Ryan moaned at the shiver. Ryan’s hands ran through Bam’s, knocking the orange headband out. Bam scooped it up and tied it around Ryan’s hands.

            “What’re you doing?” Ryan asked breathless.

            Before he got an answer they were already kissing, but he realized he wasn’t able to touch Bam the way he wanted to. Bam was smiling evilly into the kiss. It wasn’t hard to take the stupid headband off though.

            “Bam.” Ryan said into the kiss.

            He got a hum back.

            “We should go back. They’re going to wonder where we are.” Ryan said quickly.

            Bam sighed and nodded, “Yeah I guess your right.”

            The two breathless men climbed out into the cold night air and headed back inside the warm bar. They sat back down where they previously were and ordered drinks. Once they got theirs Bam almost choked on his. He spit it out, on accident, and turned his head chuckling.

            “What?” Ryan asked looking around for something funny.

            “It doesn’t help anything that you have a boner.” Bam said regaining his composure.

            Ryan’s eyes flung to his pants and then his hands, “Shit.”

            “Am I that hot Dunn?” Bam whispered into his ear.

            Ryan froze.

            “Ryan.” Bam moaned into his ear.

            “What?” Ryan asked.

            “Answer me.” Bam commanded.

            “I-I don’t know.” Ryan grabbed another cigarette and lit it up.

            Bam frowned, “Where did Dico and Raab go?”

            Ryan looked around and soon shrugged, “Probably getting it on in the bathroom.”

            “The Dudesons should be here tomorrow.” Bam brought up.

            “Oh.” was Ryan’s reply.

            “Don’t you like them?” Bam questioned.

            “Yeah I love them. They’re just crazy bastards.” Ryan took a long drag on his cig.

            “I think there’s some gay shit going on between Jukka and HP.” Bam laughed.

            “I think there’s some gay shit going on between us.” Ryan muttered.

            “What was that?” Bam asked lazily.

            “Nothing. But that stuff between Jukka and Hp, I think it’s cute.” Ryan shrugged.

            “You really are gay.” Bam shook his head.

            “Fuck you Brandon.” Ryan muttered into his cigarette.

            Ryan looked over at the bathrooms, arguing with himself if it was worth getting up and peeing. As he looked over two very sweaty guys stepped out of the bathroom. Ryan’s eyes widened and he nearly knocked Bam off of his seat by elbowing him in the side.

            “Look at Brandon and Raab!” Ryan whisper shouted.

            Bam gave him a look of frustration but looked anyway. He gasped and broke into pure laughter, gasping for breath.

            Ape and Phil then walked into the bar obviously looking for Bam and his friends.

            “What a surprise. You guys are drunk.” April said sarcastically.

            Dico and Raab came over quickly and sat down.

            Bam smiled, “Ape look.”

            Ape turned to look at her son and found him making out with Ryan.

            “Bam! Stop it! Ryan doesn’t want you kissing him!” Ape swatted her son away from the blonde.

            Bam chuckled and watched his mom stare at him.

            “Bam are you gay?” She asked slowly.

            “I’m drunk.” was what he replied with.


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Song Dabble, iloveyoubammie [21 Jan 2009|10:05am]

c4r_m4s
[ mood | creative ]


Here’s a link to a song drabble, this is my first song drabble, I dunno if you’ll like it.

Pairing: Ryan/Bam

Full word count: 569 words

 

 

http://c4r-m4s.livejournal.com/5045.html


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too cute [20 Jan 2009|06:11pm]

c4r_m4s
[ mood | blah ]


RYAN/BAM DRABBLE


http://c4r-m4s.livejournal.com/4476.html

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A Christmas Story. (one shot) [25 Dec 2008|11:46pm]

c4r_m4s
[ mood | amused ]

merry christmas from the And Love Said No team.


BAM/RYAN

http://c4r-m4s.livejournal.com/3089.html

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Little Worlds of Hurt- Johnny///Bam [25 Nov 2008|02:33am]

dicamilla
[ mood | amused ]

Inspired by a friend and thought that Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls fit the song... oh well hope you like it.
Title: Little Worlds of Hurt
Slash Pair: Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera
Disclaimer: I do not own these men. *sighs* if only, if only
Point of View: Bam's

God damn that Knoxville. I thought,grumpily.

"Hey babe." He said quietly, stoppipng to kiss my ear.

"Take your 'hey babe' and leave." I said, tears welling in my eyes

And I dont want the world to see me
cause I dont think that theyd
Understand
When everythings made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am


"Oh pickles." Johnny said trying to evoke a smile from me.

I didn't give into his charming southern drawl, or his sparkling eyes, but I couldn't resist his unshaved, scruffy face with his tired smile.

"Snakes, man, snakes! I fucking hate snakes!"

And you cant fight the tears that aint
Coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know youre alive


"Babe, lay with me. I want to apologize."

I slid into his arms with a sudden calm feeling. I laid my head on his chest and I could hear his heart thump steadily under my ear. I sniffled softly and snuggled closer to him. He moved me so my face and his were lpined up. He then slowly and gently flipped me over and laid on top of me. He kissed me slowly, gently, as if testing my love for him. I kissed him back nervously and we then stopped.


And I dont want the world to see me
cause I dont think that theyd
Understand
When everythings made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am


Tears started running down Johnny's cheeks.

"Johnny?" I said with care in my voice.

"I love you," he said with a sob, "I want to be more than fuck buddies, I want to come home from the store to find you in the kitchen, fucking up the microwave; I want to be the one to kiss away your hurt, nightmares, your fears; I want to make love instead of fuck. I want you, Bam."

"What the balls?' I said getting out from under him.

His lip quivered and he started to sob.

"Johnny we have to end this. Everyone suspects something, and I'm falling for DiCo. He's gentle but rough, tender and close but cold and removed at times. I love his personality and his looks. I only fell for your looks."

"Shallow." He spat at me.

I walked out and made my way over to Brandon's to talk and to live another day.

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Im giving a writing challenge!!!! [27 Dec 2007|08:14pm]

lioneyeslovely
[ mood | drained ]

1 ) The rating for the fic? anything, if you even do it after you see my pair your my hero
2 ) Give me credit please :D Ill give you cookies
3 ) Don't forget to include all specifications.
4 ) Genre: funny fluff with a teeny bit of smut is nice but not needed
5 ) Ill give you people a REAL challenge. Rake/Ville ha;)
6 ) Length:one shot please
7 ) MUST BE SET DURING THE SEASON OF: Summer

NOW. Lemme go ahead and give you the challenge stuffs.

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The following words MUST be included: insane, tickets, bottle cap, glasses, curls, scared, sweetheart, fluffy
The following words are BONUS words: rock, mean, darling

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Scenario? Use your imagination for God's sakes!!!!! and if you cant use that this is an optional scenerio: Concert

Must include Laughter and happiness, Ville cant be a drama queen and Rake cant be a asshole, and the rest of the crew would be a nice touch. Cuteness is greatly rewarded. Oh, and no nasty habits people........it means less points for you.

MUST HAVE ONE: Romantic moment between our ungodly pair

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Another bonus: Teasing and constant anger at others.

Bonus stuff for them to use senses on (as in see, taste/drink, hear, etc): Water, Music, pretty patterns such as polka dots and stripes.

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There. I'm done.
DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO TAKE ON THE CHALLENGE?

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[26 Sep 2007|07:44am]

la_bellavita
Best time ever, a role play community based around the lives of the men from Jackass (as well as a few friends).

WANTED:
Chris Pontius, Matt Dies, Tim Glomb, Joe Frantz, Jeff Treamine, Rake Yohn, Terry Kennedy, Dave England, Preston Lacy, Melanie Clapp, Rick Kosick, Manny Puig, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Jason Rasmus, Angie Cuturic, Emerson Burton, Gas Lipstick, Mige Amour, Tomo Melicevic, Tim Kelleher, Matt Wachter, Ray Toro, Matt Pelissier, Jyrki 69, Timo Timo, Blazie, Archzie, Jonne, Larry, Antti, Jay, Snack, Sir Christus, Pauli Rantasalm, Lauri Ylonen, Eero Heinonen, Aki Hakala, Charlie Kaufman, Tony Hawk, Jason Ellis, Ryan Gee, Mark Hanna, Phil Margera, Jimmy Pop, Evil Jarred, Mat Hoffman, Mike Holman, Bucky Lasek, Brad Pitt, Mike Carter, David Grohl, Tommy Lee, Jack Osbourne, Kelly Osbourne, Ozzy, Sean Penn, Mike Vallely, Billy Idol, Dani Filth, Misty Mundae

APPLY HERE!
Rules

***As of July 15th, Best Time Ever will only be accepting applications for those characters that have a DIRECT connection to the CKY-universe. Those listed above are perfectly acceptable, and there are many more not listed who would be perfect as well. (An example is someone from a band that toured with CKY, someone who guest starred on Jackass/VLB, someone is is friends with one of the current memebers, band memebers, etc).
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Culmination [24 Feb 2007|07:20am]

trollsttroll
Title: Culmination
Chapter: 19
Fandom: Jackass/Viva La Bam
Rating: R
Pairing: Bam/Johnny, Bam/Ryan/Johnny
Warning: Spoilers for Viva La Bam’s Fort Knoxville, Jackass 1 & 2...
Disclaimer: It’s fiction. Learn it, live it... love it.
Word Count: 2616
Beta: Abysmal Seraph, my darling...
Summary: A follow-up to the branding incident...
Author’s Note: Definitely my last update before moving (I keep saying that, do any of you believe me anymore?)...

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10,
Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, Chapter 16, Chapter 17, Chapter 18

Bang Bang

(We make him a fucking millionaire, and he can’t even spend a week here with my sorry ass...)
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Acts of Desperation [05 Dec 2006|06:33am]

trollsttroll
Title: Acts of Desperation
Chapter: 1
Fandom: Jackass/Viva La Bam AU
Rating: R
Pairing: Ryan/Bam
Warning: Twelve year age difference between main characters...
Disclaimer: Fiction. Learn it, live it, love it.
Word Count: 2078
Summary: Ryan Dunn is a truck driver who chances picking up a hitchhiker...

(Why was he so worried about some smart-ass punk...)
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Culmination [27 Nov 2006|12:16am]

trollsttroll
Title: Culmination
Chapter: 16 (final)
Fandom: Jackass/Viva La Bam
Rating: Pure NC-17
Pairing: Bam/Ryan/Johnny
Warning: Spoilers for Viva La Bam’s Fort Knoxville, Jackass 1 & 2...
Disclaimer: It’s fiction. Learn it, live it... love it.
Word Count: 1881
Summary: A follow-up to the branding incident...

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10,
Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15

(I’ve spent years thinking he was an asshole...)
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Culmination [24 Nov 2006|01:04am]

trollsttroll
Title: Culmination
Chapter: 15
Fandom: Jackass/Viva La Bam
Rating: R
Pairing: Bam/Ryan/Johnny
Warning: Spoilers for Viva La Bam’s Fort Knoxville, Jackass 1 & 2...
Disclaimer: It’s fiction. Learn it, live it... love it.
Word Count: 2092
Summary: A follow-up to the branding incident...

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10,
Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14

(He foggily collapses back down against Knoxville, almost as if seeking comfort from him...)
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Three Hearts... (one shot) [22 Nov 2006|10:06pm]

blueandbrady

Title: Three Hearts
Author: Kat (Nimeni_on_Irene)
Pairing: Ryan/Ville/Bam
Rating: PG-13?
Summary: The three hearts were not meant to be broken...

Three Hearts
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Used [20 Nov 2006|02:53am]

trollsttroll
Title: Used
Fandom: Jackass/Viva La Bam
Rating: R
Pairing: Implied Bam/Ryan, implied Bam/Missy, implied Ryan/Angie
Warning: Angst. It never heals, it never goes away...
Disclaimer: Fiction is a state of mind...
Word Count: 277
Summary: We all have something we regret...
Author’s Note: Fresh off the press and yet another product from my melancholy with the pov left to be decided by the reader...

(I close my eyes and am met with your smile...)
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Culmination [20 Nov 2006|01:50am]

trollsttroll
Title: Culmination
Chapter: 14
Fandom: Jackass/Viva La Bam
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bam/Ryan/Johnny, Bam/Johnny
Warning: Spoilers for Viva La Bam’s Fort Knoxville, Jackass 1 & 2...
Disclaimer: It’s fiction. Learn it, live it... love it.
Word Count: 2198
Summary: A follow-up to the branding incident...

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10,
Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13

(Even though Knoxville has a few inches over on Bam, he can’t help but cower at the ball of fury standing before him...)
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Culmination [15 Nov 2006|06:01am]

trollsttroll
Title: Culmination
Chapter: 13
Fandom: Jackass/Viva La Bam
Rating: R
Pairing: Bam/Ryan/Johnny, slight Ryan/Johnny, implied Bam/Ville
Warning: Spoilers for Viva La Bam’s Fort Knoxville, Jackass 1 & 2...
Disclaimer: It’s fiction. Learn it, live it... love it.
Word Count: 1982
Summary: A follow-up to the branding incident...


Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10,
Chapter 11, Chapter 12

(I think you should tell them...)
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Culmination [13 Nov 2006|07:42am]

trollsttroll
Title: Culmination
Chapter: 12
Fandom: Jackass/Viva La Bam
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bam/Ryan/Johnny, Bam/Ryan
Warning: Spoilers for Viva La Bam’s Fort Knoxville, Jackass 1 & 2...
Disclaimer: It’s fiction. Learn it, live it... love it.
Word Count: 2242
Summary: A follow-up to the branding incident...

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10, Chapter 11

(Even as Ryan shoves his pants down over his thighs, he knows this is a very bad idea...)
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Care For You Like A Best Friend? [12 Nov 2006|08:49pm]

blueandbrady

I just found this community and thought, "What the hell. I might as well put this up on here." I posted it once already somewhere else, so if you've read it, ignore it. Thanks! :)

Title:Care For You Like A Best Friend?
Author:Nimeni_on_Irene - Kat
Pairing:Bam/Ryan (Dugera)
Rating:PG
Summary:"For years. You?" Bam replied without hesitation.
"For years," Ryan laughed placing his face back into Bam's shoulder.
Disclaimer:Never happened (to my knowledge). This is fan-fiction. Do enjoy.

Care For You Like A Best Friend?
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Culmination [12 Nov 2006|05:21am]

trollsttroll
Title: Culmination
Chapter: 11
Fandom: Jackass/Viva La Bam
Rating: Heavy PG-13
Pairing: Bam/Ryan/Johnny, Bam/Ryan
Warning: Spoilers for Viva La Bam’s Fort Knoxville, Jackass 1 & 2...
Disclaimer: It’s fiction. Learn it, live it... love it.
Word Count: 2723
Summary: A follow-up to the branding incident...
Author’s Note: Abysmal Seraph's still cracking the whip on this one... no end is in sight... still! Enjoy!

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10

(Just like that...)
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Culmination [09 Nov 2006|07:29am]

trollsttroll
Title: Culmination
Chapter: 10
Fandom: Jackass/Viva La Bam
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bam/Ryan/Johnny, Bam/Ryan
Warning: Spoilers for Viva La Bam’s Fort Knoxville, Jackass 1 & 2...
Disclaimer: It’s fiction. Learn it, live it... love it.
Word Count: 2812
Summary: A follow-up to the branding incident...
Author’s Note: I was actually going to end this at Chapter 9, but our dear Abysmal Seraph convinced me otherwise… and now there’s no end in visible sight. Seraph, you totally kick my muse’s ass!
Dedicated to: jycaegima

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9

(Yet again any calmness or resolve that Bam had managed to accumulate is destroyed...)
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